That's how it works here! There's no REAL weapons, so these little monsters fill the part.

[She sees that reaction, Henry, or at least hears the tone of voice. She was sort of hoping for a possible disposable lackey ally, but if you're that squeamish about it she'll settle for seeing what kind of chaos you cause when you get riled up.]

A lot of people try to make friends with them, but never really seems to stop them from just ordering them into battle.