SECOND CURSE: anon text

[cawsforalarm]

[In the wake of the temporospatial shenanigans that Route has been experiencing over the past couple of days, a lot of people have been acting... peculiar. True to form, Henry consults much smarter people for the explanation.]

hey
why is everyone asking these weird questions all of a sudden?

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[unkinder]

Perhaps you should keep your opinions to yourself, then.

[Listen to this hypocrite though.]

[cawsforalarm]

wow.

meow.

well maybe i'll keep my opinion about love or guilt or whatever to myself too

BUT WAIT, someone asked!!!

[unkinder]

Okay

provide your opinions where they're asked for, then.

[cawsforalarm]

i don't remember asking you for your opinion on where i should provide my opinions

[unkinder]

[DON'T YOU EVEN START]

You shouldn't have made a post, then.

[cawsforalarm]

but the post was about something totally different.
if youre gonna tell me where to put my opinions, im telling you where to put yours!

also, your opinions are dumb.

[unkinder]

Must be easy to tell me that, given I won't know who you are.

[cawsforalarm]

does it matter? i'd say so even if you did know who i was!

[unkinder]

Would you really?

[off anon]

[cawsforalarm]

yep!
your opinions are still dumb.

[omg HENRY]

[unkinder]

I do hope you feel better, having gotten that off your chest.

[I was literally waiting to do this]

[cawsforalarm]

yep! i do.

[bless]

[unkinder]

I hope I don't see you trying to give your opinion on any of my posts in the future, then.

[cawsforalarm]

i'll make sure to find all your posts and comment excessively on them.

o>o

[unkinder]

[...]

I wish you luck, then.

[HE HOPES YOU ASSAULT EVERY LAST ANONYMOUS POST. Because none of the rest will be him.]