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public gear video - location unclear

Oh, hey! It did a thing!

[Two faces pop up on the screen, against a beautiful blue sky; the framing makes it clear that the Gear is on the ground, and neither of the two figures are making any attempt to frame their shot whatsoever. One is a young man who is smiling at his incredible achievement of turning on a Pokegear; the other is a rather exasperated-looking Vulpix. The latter reaches a paw out, puts it on the screen, and begins chittering to the human… who actually seems to understand.]

When the red light is on, it’s recording… okay, got it.

[The Vulpix squeaks again.]

“Say something”? Alright… [The young man rearranges his position in front of the Gear a little bit. One can see that he appears to be wearing purple-and-tan robes with really creepy eye designs on the collar.] Well, people in there, my name’s Henry and I’m from the country of Plegia! My interests include dark magic, nature walks, explosions, murders, explosions with murders— what?

[Henry looks down. The Vulpix can be heard screeching angrily, probably telling him to stop before he gets himself turned in to the police on day one. There is a short scuffle for control of the PokéGear; flashes of amber fur and claws can be seen, the audio becomes nothing but extremely staticky wooshes, and eventually the feed cuts out.]

action - goldenrod rocket hq

[Good morning, Goldenrod Rocket Base. How’s your day been so far? Woke up, stretched a bit, eaten breakfast? Picked up the cup of dirty water that passes for coffee in this joint? That’s good. Everything you’ve just done is normal, and in here, normalcy is a valuable commodity.]

[A commodity that won’t last for much longer, because Henry the dark mage has just woken up in the building.]

[This morning, yet another Grunt seems to have joined the ranks. It’s a young man who can’t be much older than twenty, with snow-white hair and a standard issue uniform. ...Well, “standard issue” except for the part where he has some kind of cape thrown over it. (Uniform regulations? What uniform regulations?) By his side, a Vulpix is walking and grumbling bitterly, and if one looks closely they might see a Murkrow making herself comfortable in the Grunt’s collar.]

[He’s also going around touching things. The walls, the furniture, his Pokemon, your face…]


Ooh, your skin feels nice! It’s super soft!

[Look, just bear with him. He hasn’t had a working sense of touch for quite a few years.]

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Date: 2014-09-21 11:38 pm (UTC)
peach_boy: (Sad)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
I really hope I'm not the only one who can't talk to them...

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Date: 2014-09-22 12:14 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Eh?)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
Man, you're really lucky...

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Date: 2014-09-22 01:28 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Hey Gou look at me!)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
But hearing just howling is boring! And I bet dogs would come up with interesting profanities, wouldn't they?

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Date: 2014-09-22 01:34 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (What)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
[Wait. Now he finally notices that something is a little off.]

Did you say hex someone's head to implode upon itself?

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Date: 2014-09-22 01:40 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Ouch!)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
Of course not! Why would anyone be able to do that?! It's impossible!

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Date: 2014-09-22 01:46 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (What)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
So you can't use it here?

[That's a relief... He wound't want someone to die!]

[Video]

Date: 2014-09-22 01:56 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Sigh I don't know)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
And can you do other things? You know... things that don't kill people.

[Video]

Date: 2014-09-22 02:05 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (What)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
[...]

Y-you... you like killing people.

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Date: 2014-09-22 02:12 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (A sight I've never seen before)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
[Turns away from the camera, but his voice is probably still heard if he listens closely.]

Mijumaru, this guy is crazy! What should I do? What if I make him get mad and he kills me? Will you defend me, Mijumaru?!

[The Oshawott makes a few noises. He's probably as scared as his trainer.]

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Date: 2014-09-22 02:13 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (He heee)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
Ha... haa...

[There, have a fake laugh from Momo.]

[Video]

Date: 2014-09-22 02:19 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Oh the tears)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
[Oh God he's so dead, he even has the creepy laugh.]

Please, don't kill me! I still have a lot to live for! I still have to impress Gou-chan! And I have a lot of stag beetles to take care of back home!

[At the corner of the screen, Henry can probably see the Oshawott covering his face.]

[Video]

Date: 2014-09-22 02:24 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Oh the tears)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
Yes! Hunting and taking care of them if my hobby!

[Saved by the beetles! He's going to give them extra food when he gets back home.]

Thank you!

[Video]

Date: 2014-09-22 02:27 am (UTC)
peach_boy: (Hey Gou look at me!)
From: [personal profile] peach_boy
I won't! I promise, no, I swear!

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Henry! :D

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